The Bitch in Bitchology

B-balanced
I-incredible
T-tough
C-charming
H-humerous

Everyone should have at least one "bitch" in the family. It makes for adventure, good laughs, and life as a never ending lesson to learn by.

Some dictionaries say a bitch is:

1. Someone who annoys or whines incessantly.
2. Someone who rides in the middle on the front seat of the vehicle.
3. Someone who performs slavish duties-down grading themselves.
4. A man whose girlfriend tells him what to do and he does it.
5. A female who is cruel to men.
6. A female with an attitude problem.

I say none of this applies to the strong women who graduate Bitchology.

· We don’t whine, we make you whine!
· We would never ride in the middle of the seat; we will be driving the car!
· We will never be anyone’s slave!
· We would never treat a man like a child, we are done raising children, he either better be a man, or move on asshole!
· We are never cruel to men, we tell them like the honest truth!
· We don’t have attitude problems until someone starts something with us, then maybe we might be a little inclined to put you in your place!